Sunday, May 10, 2015

Mother's Day

Mothers' Day?
-Me

Hey y'all! So I have a super introspective, emotional post for today but I am just going to save that one for another day. So instead, I will just some questions I am sure some of you are wondering (or not, I will just pretend you are). 

Q: How do lesbian Moms celebrate Mother's/Mothers' Day?

A: Excellent question fictive asker. Bad news though, there is not a definite answer! Every family has their own customs and beliefs about the day. Some couples choose to celebrate both parents on the same day, doing a joint day. Some celebrate in the same weekend but on separate days, like Mama gets Saturday and Mom gets Sunday. Some skip it all together and just focus on grandma or just don't focus on anyone because it is a holiday created by the greeting card companies (or something).Some give one parent Mother's day and the other gets another day later in the year (like Father's Day). 

Q: Well, how are you going to do it? Who are we supposed to be saying Happy Mother's Day to?     Lesbians are confusing me.

A: Alisha and I have decided to celebrate me on Mother's Day and Alisha on Father's Day. So say it to me. Lesbians confuse me too, don't worry.

Q: Wait, is Alisha a Dad?

A: No, no, no y'all. Hold your horses. We are going to call it Bub's Day, just celebrated on Father's Day. We will also celebrate Alisha's Dad that day.

Q: What the heck is a Bub?

A: Alisha. 

Q: Oh, well that cleared it up. Umm, why doesn't Alisha want Mother's Day?

A: Well, it came down to logic and presents. What kind of gifts are available on Mother's Day? Perfume, candy, flowers, lotion...those are all Kate things. Father's Day? Power tools, electronics, fishing gear, socks...totally all Alisha things. So it just made sense. I could try to explain that Alisha feels more like a parent than a Mom, but I really don't want y'alls heads to start spinning. 

So is everything cleared up? Got questions? You know what to do!

Oh and if you are still reading and struggling with this day, I feel you. I have been there and to be honest, a huge chunk of me is still there. Hang in there and eat a significant amount of icecream right from the tub. You deserve it. 

Saturday, May 2, 2015

Do We Need More Baby Stuff??

"Something to sleep in, something to poop in, something to cover their body, and something to eat from, that is all you need!"
- Some comment I read once

So I am beginning to worry that we do not have enough baby gear. Like we do not have a bouncer, do we need that? We don't really have room for a glider, will the baby be okay without it? We don't have a tummy time mat yet, do they need that from birth? I just feel like we have to buy it all! Here is what we have so far, what are we missing? 

Sleeping/Room Gear
-Crib and Mattress
-Crib Bedding
-Extra Sheets (3)
-Matress Protector
-Dresser
-Changing pad and covers (3)
-Rock-N-Play (using as a bassinet)
-Nautical Themed decor
-Video Monitor 
-Regular Monitor 

Baby Holding Gear
-Swing (rocks side to side and back and front)
-Newborn to toddler portable rocker thing
-Ergo Sport
-Sling
-Travel System (includes infant carseat)
-Baby Bath

Feeding Gear
-Boobs (2)
-Hygenia Breast Pump
-Milk Bags (I'm not sure how many)
-Bottles (4)
-Pacifiers (4)
-Reusable Nursing Pads
-Udder Cover

Clothing items total: 221

Clothes Newborn
-8 Onesies 
-4 PJs
-4 Pants/shorts 

Clothes 0-3
-34 Long sleeved onesies
-29 Short sleeved onesies 
-12 PJs
-8 Jeans/Khakis  
-8 Cotton Pants
-7 Jackets/Hoodies
-4 Shirts 
-3 Overalls 
-2 Shorts
-2 Rompers

Clothes 3 months +
- 30 Various items

Etc Clothes 
-27 pairs of socks 
-18 Bibs
-14 Hats
- 6 Pairs mittens
-1 Pair shoes
-1 Knitted photo outfit
-1 Pair baby leg warmers

Blankets etc
-7 Burp rags 
-6 Receiving Blankets  
-6 Wash cloths
-3 Hooded towels
-3 Minky Blankets 
-2 Muslin Blankets 
-2 Swaddle Me

Cloth Diapers
-2 Diaper Bags 
-10 newborn AIOs
-8 Onesize AIOs
-11 AI2 covers 
-1 Onesize cover 
-5 Newborn covers 
-2 Size two covers 
-24 Small AI2 inserts 
-24 Prefolds
-6 Flats
-3 Snappis
-5 Wetbags 
-Cloth diaper friendly diaper creams
-120 size newborn and size 1 sposies as needed